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I was peeling some oranges so I could juice them.
Aristotle: *in a falsetto voice* Don’t peel my skin! Why are you peeling my skin?
Aristotle: Mummy, you are supposed to answer the orange.
Me: I’m peeling your skin so I can get your juice.
Aristotle: *in a falsetto voice* why do you want my juice?
Me: So Aristotle can drink it.
Aristotle: *in a falsetto voice* Why does Aristotle need to drink my juice?
Me: Because he’s been sick a lot and needs more vitamin C.
Aristotle: Oh.
